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After poop...

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by rolfwar, Oct 16, 2012.

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  1. rolfwar

    rolfwar Well-Known Member
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    Eh, here in Italy there are strange stories.
    People say that outside Europe nobody uses bidets and stuff.
    So i was wondering, what's your after-poop routine?
     
    #1 rolfwar, Oct 16, 2012
  2. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Fill stomach, poop again later.
     
    #2 cerberus, Oct 16, 2012
  3. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Toilet paper, simple as that. I've never even seen one of those bidets in my whole life; only in movies :p
     
    #3 Skaara Dreadlocks, Oct 16, 2012
  4. Hoenkoper

    Hoenkoper Well-Known Member

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    Same here
     
    #4 Hoenkoper, Oct 16, 2012
  5. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    We muslims use water :)
     
    #5 TheStalker, Oct 16, 2012
  6. dahksinol

    dahksinol Well-Known Member

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    We have bidets here in the Philippines. Well, in most places that is. Private Schools and Homes, and Hotels and the like have them, but shopping malls and poor homes and poorer schools might not have em.

    I myself have painful shittingz whenever I don't have a good water lubrication, leaving my rectum filled with numerous scars and cracks. Really painful.
     
    #6 dahksinol, Oct 19, 2012
  7. rolfwar

    rolfwar Well-Known Member
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    Rolf approved!
    But how do you get it completely clean instead of just....you know...
     
    #7 rolfwar, Oct 19, 2012
  8. dahksinol

    dahksinol Well-Known Member

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    Wet Tissue Paper, I reckon.
     
    #8 dahksinol, Oct 19, 2012
  9. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Barbed wire & sun-dried fetus skins. Makes yer arse shine!
     
    #9 cerberus, Oct 19, 2012
  10. Darkbringer

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    Well, poop dries. And as long as doesn't stick out of your arse, you won't notice.
    It doesn't cause brownie underwear or anything, if that's what you ask. And besides, I like to keep my asshole for myself, so it doesn't need to be shiny like that :flock:
     
    #10 Darkbringer, Oct 19, 2012
  11. Bamul

    Bamul S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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    Interesting conversations here... :lol:
     
    #11 Bamul, Oct 19, 2012
  12. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Are we seriously talking about poop, guys? I know we talk about a lot of things that normal people don't usually get into the depths of the same things that we do, but jeez.. :p
     
    #12 Skaara Dreadlocks, Oct 19, 2012
  13. Keegan83

    Keegan83 Well-Known Member
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    WTF?! How can anyone come up with a topic like that? :D
    After poop i usually use water or in the worst case scenario toilet paper.No bidets in my country.
     
    #13 Keegan83, Oct 20, 2012
  14. VanillaToshi

    VanillaToshi Well-Known Member

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    Wipe it clean! Trust me it's very clean and there's no mess, just flush away the dirtied tissue then wash your hands after.

    Ahahahaha i'm crying with laughter!

    I don't understand how you'd clean your anus with water. What, do you just get a handful and wipe your hand up and down you crack or something :')
     
    #14 VanillaToshi, Oct 20, 2012
  15. cerberus

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    Must be jolly good fun when you've got the runs!
     
    #15 cerberus, Oct 20, 2012
  16. TheStalker

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    Lol u people know that alot of germs and viruses kill people due to the particles of poop in there you minite where area

    Okay auto correct is stupid it makes know minite???
     
    #16 TheStalker, Oct 21, 2012
  17. VanillaToshi

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    I still don't understand what you're trying to say.
    If you mean germs and viruses kill people due to the poo particles in your you know where area (Anus) then yes I do know what you mean and toilet paper is very good at removing all of your poop, even when you have the runs. It just takes a bit more paper.
     
    #17 VanillaToshi, Oct 22, 2012
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  18. Teddy Picker

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    Wait guys, why is cerberus banned?

    EDIT: he just posted but here's a screen from my computer:

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    #18 Teddy Picker, Oct 22, 2012
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  19. VanillaToshi

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    :O I didn't even notice, nooooooooo! Why is he banned?!
     
    #19 VanillaToshi, Oct 22, 2012
  20. rolfwar

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    I guess they found out that he really uses fetus to clean his ass! Haha!

    Let alone jokes,why is he banned?
     
    #20 rolfwar, Oct 28, 2012
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