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Discussion in 'Metro: Last Light General Discussion' started by Von Streff, Jun 29, 2012.

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  1. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    Rules:

    -Only post once, as multiple entries are not allowed. If you want to comment on someone's entry, give them a visitor message on their page or start a new thread.

    - Winner to be chosen by Luster, Joe Walz (THQ), and VonStreff. All decisions are final.

    - Please try to avoid swearing, sexuality, and all the usual things.

    - All entries close July 16th for this contest. The prize is a Metro 2033 code for PC, to be emailed to the winner. They will also receive 300 bullets to be used on this site.


    You have to add a caption to the image below. It can be what the characters are saying, what Artyom is thinking, what the gun is thinking, anything! Be creative! The funniest caption wins by vote of the three judges.
     

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  2. Komodo Saurian

    Komodo Saurian Guest

    "I wonder if nosalis' snout and my duplet are socket-compatible" [​IMG]
     
    #2 Komodo Saurian, Jun 29, 2012
  3. Teddy Picker

    Teddy Picker Well-Known Member

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    What an image. Gotta love Depot. As for the image, the nosalis seems to be saying;

    Hey, Doc, can you check the molars out while you're at it?
     
    #3 Teddy Picker, Jun 29, 2012
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  4. Pip314

    Pip314 Well-Known Member

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    "Here, Artyom! Take my shotgun!" (Different scene, although it still comes to mind.) :wacko:
     
    #4 Pip314, Jun 29, 2012
  5. BORIS13

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    The mutant: "Hey, we just met, and this is crazy, but here's my numb...."

    Artyom: "NO!" (blows the mutants head off with the shotgun)
     
    #5 BORIS13, Jun 29, 2012
  6. amd955ben560

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    Artyom: No free rides, you'll have to pull the lever. *Intimidating with gun*
     
    #6 amd955ben560, Jun 29, 2012
  7. Nod2033

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    *Artyom riding his cart*

    *Mutant jumps out of nowhere on the cart and screams*

    Artyom: Hey there beautiful, OP! Look at the clock, your ticket is expired!

    *Boom*

    xD
     
    #7 Nod2033, Jun 29, 2012
  8. cerberus

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    "Nope, sorry, not even mouthwash can help you. I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you down."
     
    #8 cerberus, Jun 29, 2012
  9. Homalomadingdong

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    ''But I don't want to say hello to your lil' frend!''
     
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  10. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    Artyom: 'now, don't get annoyed darling, it was just a drink. nothing happened, I promise'
     
    #10 Jet Odessa, Jun 30, 2012
  11. Strelok

    Strelok Well-Known Member

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    Well hello there, beautiful

    Crap, just realised that I missunderstud the contest, still I gues my caption isn't that out of place so it will remain.
     
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  12. Cheaptricks

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    U sure this is Depot? Isn't the chart in Depot motorized?

    I'm pretty sure this is Chase, you can just faintly see the snouts running in the background.

    As for my quote- Snout: "Hey guys, you going to Riga?"
     
    #12 Cheaptricks, Jun 30, 2012
  13. Lagtagbag

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    nosalie: now give granny a big kiss, sugar
     
    #13 Lagtagbag, Jun 30, 2012
  14. Hoenkoper

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    Artyom: Hey nosalis, do you know what's my favorite feed me track?

    Nosalis: No, what is it?

    Artyom: One Click Headshot!
     
    #14 Hoenkoper, Jun 30, 2012
  15. The Dark Ones

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    Gun: If you're having mutant problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a Nosalise ain't one.
     
    #15 The Dark Ones, Jun 30, 2012
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    *click*
     
    #16 Thane, Jul 1, 2012
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    Nosalis:Hullo Artyom,watcha doin' around he'e? It's been long since we last met!
    Artyom:Huh i dunno! Post-apocalypticl stuff,i guess.
     
    #17 rolfwar, Jul 2, 2012
  18. Spitfire

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    My mother never taught me "Get the hell off" in mutant, luckily pain is an truly universal language.
     
    #18 Spitfire, Jul 2, 2012
  19. MRJOEYBON

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    Artyom- "I regret to be the one to tell you this, but we're going to have to pull your teeth."

    Nosalis- "How many?"

    Artyom- "All of them."
     
    #19 MRJOEYBON, Jul 2, 2012
  20. gaiusimperator

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    That day, Artyom was amazed to discover that when the Nosalis was saying "Raghaaa", what it meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day he realized he truly loved it back.
     
    #20 gaiusimperator, Jul 3, 2012
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