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Discussion in 'Metro: Last Light General Discussion' started by Von Streff, Jul 20, 2012.

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  1. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    Rules:

    - Only post once, as multiple entries are not allowed. If you want to comment on someone's entry, give them a visitor message on their page or start a new thread.

    - Winner to be chosen by Luster, Joe Walz (THQ), and VonStreff. All decisions are final.

    - Please try to avoid swearing, sexuality, and all the usual things.

    - All entries close July 28th (1 AM GMT) for this contest. The prize is a Metro 2033 code for PC, to be emailed to the winner.


    You have to add a caption to the image below. It can be what the characters are saying, what Artyom is thinking, what the poor man is thinking, anything! Be creative! The funniest caption wins by vote of the three judges.
     

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  2. Darkbringer

    Darkbringer Huntsman

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    Soldier: "Okay, this is awkward..."
     
    #2 Darkbringer, Jul 20, 2012
  3. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Artyom: "This is why they should place warning signs around places that's been recently cemented, even in the metro".
     
    #3 Skaara Dreadlocks, Jul 20, 2012
  4. Teddy Picker

    Teddy Picker Well-Known Member

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    Artyom: "Did Nikki do this to you?"
     
    #4 Teddy Picker, Jul 20, 2012
  5. Nod2033

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    "guy falls down, hit's the ground"

    Artyom: Woah! Were you stalking me?! Give me a reason not to kill you!
    Guy:Ehm, this is not where I parked my car?
     
    #5 Nod2033, Jul 21, 2012
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    "Damn it! It told you to mind the gap!"
     
    #6 cerberus, Jul 21, 2012
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    "Dude, hold my beer and watch this"
     
    #7 Strelok, Jul 21, 2012
  8. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    Artyom: still practising for the olympics?
    guy: got to get on the team!
     
    #8 Jet Odessa, Jul 21, 2012
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    Soldier: My head is stuck, I can't get out!
    Artyom: I told you things would go wrong when you try to imitate a ostrich!
     
    #9 Hoenkoper, Jul 21, 2012
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    Artyom sees the sight and tells his companion. Laughing.
    -"HAHA, i can totally do that too. Here, hold my vodka."
     
    #10 BORIS13, Jul 21, 2012
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    "Heads up!"
    "What?"
     
    #11 Pip314, Jul 23, 2012
  12. KLMKsunbunny

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    ...Fed up with beggars and prostitues, Artyom decides to spend his bullets watching the station's breakdancing display.
     
    #12 KLMKsunbunny, Jul 23, 2012
  13. gaiusimperator

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    Guard: Ummm, I can explain!
     
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  14. Komodo Saurian

    Komodo Saurian Guest

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  15. KhansGotKarma

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    Artyom: Giant mutant bats I can handle, but ostrich men....
     
    #15 KhansGotKarma, Jul 24, 2012
  16. Himself

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    In the Metro, even yoga is dangerous...
     
    #16 Himself, Jul 24, 2012
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    Artyom: I'd better watch out for anomalies.
     
    #17 WarMachine, Jul 24, 2012
  18. Vlad

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    *Artyom seese the guard and says out loud*
    "Dude this is not assassins creed, u dont do leaps of faith or whatever they are called which are most likely set up, suicidal and criminally overrated jumps, this if freking Metro 2033 where u gotto shoot people and drink Vodka and shoot some more people, occasionally nosalises and sometimes Dark Ones"
    *Pops the cap off a vodka bottle and drinks all of it*
    "Amateurshhh, illshzz showzzz u hoshwww doneeshhh"

    The Following text, pictures and videos have been removed due to their ummm, how to say...unorthodox...aw forget it, it was grouse and that's it live with it!

    Sorry for the long post had to say it xD
     
    #18 Vlad, Jul 28, 2012
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