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Funny one-liners

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  1. swalia

    swalia Active Member

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    Let's spread some laughter by sharing some funny one-liners. Here's one:

    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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    Oscar Wilde
     
  2. swalia

    swalia Active Member

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    People say money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you had enough money, you can have a key made.
     
  3. Mildredtabitha

    Mildredtabitha Well-Known Member
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    Wow I would never think of that, I really don't know how to create one but you are really good at it.