Funny stories?

Ah, camping in the Wilderness
Me and my bud did this a couple of weeks ago or so at a place I have been to many times before. It's not really the wilderness, as it's just a big lake with a tourist-path all the way around it, and a big parking lot by the start of it. There's usually a lot of people there. Well, we took the canoe and each our tent, and went out to the only island in the middle of the lake and camped there for three days. 'Twas pretty awesome, but nothing funny happened, so right now I'm going off-topic

So, to go back on topic, I can tell you shortly about when I was little and lived near the harbor. My and two of my friends went out on the ice when the winter came. (Cliche). The ice was pretty thick, and it seemed safe to be honest. But my bud, Nico, was walking towards the pier in the middle of the harbor. As he got closer to it, the ice got thinner. His leg went through the ice, and he made this extremely funny yell xD I'll never forget that. He got up onto the pier alive, luckily

 

We made this prank with some teachers and my friends at my school against my japanese teacher. He told us the day before that he accidentally downloaded a song for free online.

Now since it was April 1st it was an ideal time for a prank. So we asked some of the teachers to dress up as SWAT guys and break in the door and 'arrest' him. So we were sitting there in calss when all of a sudden the doors bangs open and 7 guys walk in all dressed like theyre from the SWAT. and they tackle our teacher to the ground and put handcuffs on him and started walking him outside. he was soooo scared. lol i will never forget that day. But then we told him and all had a good laugh about it.

 

How in the he'll did you convince you're teachers to do that? I must know!

The only good prank I can remember doing is dressing up along with two of my friends as robbers and hiding in my other friends house. When he opened the door two of us were carrying his flat screen while the third wrapped a pillow case around his head. He literally piseed his pants a little. He thought we where going to kill him. Fortunately for him we werent. But looking back on it we did kick the shit out of him for about 2 minutes before running off. His mom later told him. Classic.

 

Some awesome pranks, guys. :lol: Off the top of my head, I can't remember any recent funny stories in my life. Oh well, if something comes to mind, I will return. I think I might pull a prank on some of my friends this Halloween, but my plan is not yet completed so I will share only if it comes to fruition.

 

Yesterday my cousin was driving down the road and stuck behind a tow truck carrying a mini-van. At first nothing seemed wrong and he presumed the van was just another victim of a blizzard.

However, looking closer at the van one could see three bullet holes in a pyramid pattern directly in front of the drivers seat. Creepy stuff.

But just another day in good old murder Capital Winnipeg!

 

Ahhah, man, I gotta tell this one.

Okay, so about a year ago, I and two buds of mine were out playing basket late in the evening when it was dark outside, but there was a huge... light-thing which lit up the course. Anyway, I looked up at the shining moon, and I had never really been told why it lights up so powerfully when it's not a sun. So, I asked this question out loud. Now, Kevin is known for being stupid, and Erlend is known for being quite intelligent. Kevin immediately answered with a very arrogant, almost annoyed vocie, saying "Ahh, you're so stupid! It's of course the sun that is behind the moon!". Keep in mind, we were sixteen years old at that time. I knew that that wasn't the reason, so I and Erlend just laughed our asses off. Not just because of the fact that he had it completely wrong, but also the way he said it so confidently and securely, even calling me stupid :lol:

Then Erlend expalined that the moon reflects the light from the sun, simple as that. Oh, man, we had a good laugh at that. I still laugh when I think about it, and I keep telling it over and over again :lol:

 

This one time at band camp ..

 

this one time at hunting camp

 

lol Your moon story reminds me of a couple of my friends telling someone they had seen a star in the middle of a crescent moon. The guy totally believed them. Hahaha!

 

I once found a salty liquorice candy in a box of fruity liquorice candies. Wow, funnyyy!

 

lol Time for some humour about me being dumb:

Once at a zoo, I paid for the ticket and started walking. I wear glasses, and my eyes are crap, so I have no peripheral vision. I was putting the change into my wallet, and walked straight into.. a huge window. Oww.. I hurt my face and my pride! Hahaha

 

I was fishing with some friends in the marina near where I live and my friend was baiting up the area and he didn't realise how close he was to the edge so when he threw the last handful of bait into the water the force of the throw knocked him off balance and he fell face first into the water. We were laughing at him for days.



Another time we were sat down the river all getting really baked and I was sat there playing with a lighter that wouldn't light. Little did I know my friend had rigged it so the flame was huge (the reason it wouldn't light was too much gas was being released when I pressed it) and I must have spent about an hour trying to light it, getting frustrated. Because I was getting angry I was concentrating on it so much that the last time I sparked it a huge fireball erupted in my face, I screamed like a little girl "OH FUCK I'VE SEEN THE DEVIL". The fire ball singed my hair off and the lighter I threw into the river. My friends had the giggles for the rest of the day.




Oh and another time my friend Dale went fishing with us and he had this bike with straps to put your feet into so when he went to bike home he saddled up, put his feet into the straps and set off.
When he got to the gate he slowed down but couldn't get his feet out and so inevitably he fell off the bike and landed in dog mess, covering his trousers and fishing box.
As he tried to get up he stood in more dog shit, then he tried to take his shoe off and wipe it off on a fence but he stood in some more in his sock. He then had to bike the 4 miles home in the freezing cold, battered, bruised and covered head to toe in shit.


^Sorry they're not laid out very well.

 

Now I remember a pretty funny story from 2010/2011 (can't remember when exactly). Basically, it was my friend's birthday party. His family was taking him to an awesome Asian food restaurant, but they had planned a surprise for him. They got on a taxi to get to the place, but first the driver drove them to a corner shop where he stopped and my friend went to buy something his mom asked him to get.

Whilst he was doing this, me and my two other friends were supposed sneak into the back of the taxi and take the back seats. We did so as planned, but our friend did not realize we were there when he returned from the shop. We decided to remain "hidden". During the ride, we were all trying really hard not to laugh and ruin it. Most of us let out a few weird sounds whilst trying to contain laughter, but he still did not hear us.

Eventually, we got to the restaurant. Our friend left the car with his family and he still had no idea we were behind him... imagine the look on his face when he saw us getting out of the same taxi that he was in, without realizing that we were there for the whole way.

 

Dam, stuff like that has happened so much, I have no pride left! Haha!

 

I remember when I was young I used to go and grab my mother's hand only to find it was a random man's.

 

Haha, that is awesome! Hahaha!

 

Some time ago i played this game with some people (you know, the one where you have to write something on a piece of paper, than give each of the players one random piece of paper and they have to ask for hints and then guess what it is)

So, this girl had written "Finland" on her piece of paper (the theme was Countries), and when she asked whether it had shores on an Ocean, everybody could have swore it did!
Always in the same session, i had people questioning that the Panamal Canal is in Middle America.
Others, when i asked if my Country's inhabitants spoke a Semitic Language, could not understand what i was meaning. After some examples, (Arabian, Yiddish etc.) they said "yes". I later found out my Country was Turkmenistan, where they obviously speak a Turkic Language. Another guy, when i asked if the country had been recently involved in a war, answered steadily wit ha "Yes, i definitely thinks so!" (???).

-ok maybe this is not so funny...

 

The only funny thing about this is the fact that you wrote the whole thing, and then realized it was not so funny :lol: