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If turrets could talk what will they say?

Discussion in 'League of Legends (MOBA)' started by redmoon, Aug 6, 2013.

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  1. redmoon

    redmoon Well-Known Member

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    If turrets could talk what will they say?
     
    #1 redmoon, Aug 6, 2013
  2. rocketwar

    rocketwar Well-Known Member

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    They will say "Stop hitting me"
     
    #2 rocketwar, Aug 6, 2013
  3. ClaudeCruz

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    Don't dive me bro! Hahah
     
    #3 ClaudeCruz, Aug 7, 2013
  4. Hook&Anchor

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    I think you've hit this one on the nose :) :)
     
    #4 Hook&Anchor, Aug 8, 2013
  5. Luke

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    ahahah good one ;)
     
    #5 Luke, Aug 11, 2013
  6. yellowbird

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    I like to imagine my team's turret shrieking "Fuck yooooooooooouuuuuu!"as it fries an enemy champion who thinks they can dive it and kill me :p
     
    #6 yellowbird, Sep 26, 2013
  7. Teemo

    Teemo Well-Known Member
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    I'm certain the Chinese teams on World championship have the turrets muted.
     
    #7 Teemo, Sep 27, 2013
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  8. Rivere

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    "Get back here" or "Fu*k you" seems the right way to tell the team to be honest.
     
    #8 Rivere, Oct 6, 2013
  9. Stiflex

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    I guess every turret would say "He's one centimeter away from my fucking range!!!"

    I mean, people abuse the circular turret range so much it's not even funny.
     
    #9 Stiflex, Oct 12, 2013
  10. heyhowareyou

    heyhowareyou Well-Known Member

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    They would say, "Wow if that team would just kill me they'd have a good chance of winning. Instead they rather skirmish in the jungle all game."
     
    #10 heyhowareyou, Nov 22, 2013
  11. lord1027

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    I'm sure they'd be saying: "Oooh God, why didn't you give me legs so I can beat the crap out of this mother******s?"
     
    #11 lord1027, Dec 16, 2013
  12. xXPandosXx

    xXPandosXx Well-Known Member

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    Please for the love of god someone scratch my back!
     
    #12 xXPandosXx, Dec 16, 2013
  13. mauricioq

    mauricioq Well-Known Member
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    You actually dive champions, not turrets! :p
     
    #13 mauricioq, Dec 18, 2013
  14. brandondnguyen90

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    There are some very funny replies on here haha.
    I think if someone came to close to the turret, It'll probably say what scorpion would say: "GET OVER HERE!!!"
     
    #14 brandondnguyen90, Dec 20, 2013
  15. Burt Povski

    Burt Povski Well-Known Member

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    They will say, "boom." I don't know. I doubt they would, but if they did talk, they'd probably say some weird stuff.
     
    #15 Burt Povski, Jul 25, 2014
  16. KKrage

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    Hm, funny one. Maybe it could be "Stop hurting me" or something loyal as "I will protect and serve you with my life" or maybe something aggressive like "I will kill you all, my statistics are much more greater than your's!". It could be anything to be honest.
     
    #16 KKrage, Sep 3, 2014
  17. megadelayed

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    I'm sure they'll say:
    "Getting away with 4HP? HA LOL 1 shot, oops."
     
    #17 megadelayed, Sep 5, 2014
  18. hamz10

    hamz10 Well-Known Member

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    Hey! Stop stepping on the grass around me! I just cleaned it! Then it would be like. Oh you want to be like that! Take this fire! Then it would be like. Ouch! Stop hit me with that sword! I'm crumbling!
     
    #18 hamz10, Sep 28, 2014
  19. tinybutnotfangless

    tinybutnotfangless Well-Known Member
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    Every time you walk pass one, I'm sure they would say, "Sir (or madam), would you like some grey poupon?" Then if you stopped and start attacking one, it would probably say, "Sir! Stop! Stop it sir! There is no reason, absolutely no reason why we cannot talk about this like civilized gentlemen (or gentle ladies)!"

    I bet when the turrets are put away into storage, they all have delightful conversations between themselves.
     
    #19 tinybutnotfangless, Sep 29, 2014
  20. Pirate_Jesus

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    I would love for them to sound like Portal turrets. "I don't hate you.." *blows enemy champion to pieces* "...are you still there?"
     
    #20 Pirate_Jesus, Oct 5, 2014
    insertkittyface and tinybutnotfangless like this.
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