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Joke thread

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by BORIS13, Nov 7, 2011.

  1. BORIS13

    BORIS13 Well-Known Member

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    post any jokes u have and want to share with us. i personally dont know any so ill pass it to u guys.
     
    #1 BORIS13, Nov 7, 2011
  2. Vlad

    Vlad Well-Known Member

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    MUHAAHHAHAHA im gunna make u laugh that you wont be able to talk or laugh anymore
    This is for the record
     
    #2 Vlad, Nov 8, 2011
  3. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    Oh no, now Vlad has his own thread! Ha ha ha! :p Well, I don't know any particularly good jokes, so Vlad, it's all in your hands! :D
     
    #3 Von Streff, Nov 8, 2011
  4. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    There once was a father that had three daughters. One evening, they were all going out on each their date with each their boyfriend. To make himself seem serious when the boys came to the doorstep, the father took out his shotgun.
    The first boy came to the doorstep and knocked the door, and the father opened with the shotgun in his hands. "Hello, I'm Letty, I'm here for Betty, we're going to eat spagetthi" the boy said, and the farmer thought he seemed nice, so he let Betty go with him.
    The next boy arrived. Once again, the farmer stood there with the shotgun. This boy said "Hello, I'm Mo, I'm here for chlo, we're gonna watch the show". The farmer thought that this boy seemed nice aswell, so he let him go with Chlo.
    Then the third boy arrived. Again, the father had the shotgun in his hands. "Hello, I'm chuck" the boy said, and the farmer shot him.
    :D
     
    #4 Skaara Dreadlocks, Nov 9, 2011
  5. thuner

    thuner Well-Known Member

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    this one is actually from a guy called Bill Bailey:
    "Three people of different nationalities walk into a bar. Two of them say something smart, and the third one makes a mockery of his fellow countrymen by acting stupid."

    One of the better "Three men walked into a bar" jokes :D
     
    #5 thuner, Nov 9, 2011
  6. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    Ha ha ha! Oh, man, this one is awesome! Ha ha ha! :D :D :D
    Oh yeah, Bill Bailey is a great comedian, Thuner, one of my favorites. Here are a few of his:

    "A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that."

    "Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door."
     
    #6 Von Streff, Nov 9, 2011
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