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Nokia phones...WHY YOU NO BRAKE

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Ranger_of_the_new_world, May 22, 2012.

  1. Ranger_of_the_new_world

    Ranger_of_the_new_world Well-Known Member

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    So i was surfing the 9GAG until i saw this:

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    So i thought one stupid think that i would like to share: why metro citizens dont use nokias, because its only phone that could possibly survive devastation nuke war, radiation and being trown from 20 m height and you could charge it by using your generator... The posibilities are endlesly:

    • Use it has hammer
    • Like a weak spotlight
    • Like a weapon ( it would be awesome to kill a mutant with that thing :D )
    • Like a communizator ( ofc with some modifizations)
    • For distractions ( play SSRS anthem in nazi station )
    • For navigation trought metro ( Lumia 900)

    Nokia 3310 and Lumia 900 are the 8th wonder of the World :D
    It would be cool to see them in Metro Last Light ^^

    [YOUTUBE]Jf1fRu9YgfE[/YOUTUBE]

    Original 9gag link http://9gag.com/gag/4243611
     
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  2. Wolve_NZ

    Wolve_NZ Well-Known Member

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    Haha, awesome old Nokia'

    Pitty allot of them are now chinese crap, I still have a Finnish made one though!
    E55!
     
  3. I'm still using my N3310. I'll change it when it breaks, which is not going to happen for a few years yet, I guess.
     
  4. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    I saw the title and thought "Oh no, another spambot". Luckily, I was wrong.
     
  5. Ranger_of_the_new_world

    Ranger_of_the_new_world Well-Known Member

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    Maybe thats way i got only 3 replays... :(
     
  6. Nod2033

    Nod2033 Well-Known Member
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    4 now happy? :p
     
  7. Ranger_of_the_new_world

    Ranger_of_the_new_world Well-Known Member

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    yes :D