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[Rest in Pieces ] - Isle of Janthir - sarcastic, vulgar, and funny. Come check us out

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    Guild Name - Rest in Pieces
    Guild Age - 5 years, but we're really advanced for our age.
    Member Count - 97 BAMFs (08.07.12)
    (Our 'new') Website - http://restinpieces.us
    Contact Info - Rest in Pieces website - Drop by, say hi.
    For Multiple Guild Membership - Share some representation w/ us and it's gravy.
    Server - Isle of Janthir
    Alliances - None, but open to invitational discussions.
    Main Activity Time frame - 7pm to 3am CST

    Summary of Guild:

    We are a group of gamers who have found each other from different MMOs through the years, and value the quality of playing in an enjoyable community over anything else. Sure, we've always been skilled with our characters and have countless success stories under our belts, but what fun is a game if you don't have "fun" to begin with?

    Many other guilds are looking to pad their front lines with numbers for cannon fodder, and that's great. [Rest in Pieces] however, prefers to find awesome, humorous, and solid members to spend our time progressing and developing with. We enjoy getting to know our guild-mates and creating friendships that travel game to game as the years pass. This is why guilds were created - to allow communities to grow.

    Now don't get me wrong, we are vulgar and sarcastic to no end. This is ideally a place for older players who enjoy teasing and laughing with each other. We are casually skilled, and will more than likely give you crap if you aren't pulling your weight. There are players like us out there, and we'd just like to extend the invitation to come give us a try - you won't be disappointed.

    Game Plan:

    As for game priorities, we have many nerds who sit on at all hours of the day maxing out their gaming experience. There will be a heavy presence in both PvP and PvE instances on a regular basis.

    Now, I know every guild on here says "Oh, we focus on PvP and PvE!!" So we're not going to lie to you - We aren't going to be "Organizing large-scale WvW events", as that's just ridiculous. We will play as a team though, and support each other in combat while having a good time murdering people. As we grow and develop, so will the size of our player force, yielding increased power. As for PvE, we already have members who enjoy voice chatting and making fun of each other while instancing. Will we explore all the content? You bet. Will it feel like a chore or a grind? Hell no.

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    We like to get sh*t done, and have a blast while doing it. That's what [Rest in Pieces] is all about. If you feel you're awesome enough and want to join in on our festivities, I implore you to by all means. If not, I'm sure our paths will cross out in the world and we'll have a good time when that happens. No biggie. We are all just excited to get this game rolling and make new friends/acquaintances during the process. Don't settle for being some barcode in another guild though, going unappreciated by the rest of your clan - Laugh, Drink, and Be Merry (and if you join up, Tease the crap out of us!)

    See you at launch!

    -Sedge
     
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    Closing up on 100 members. Get in while we still have a few slots open.
     
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    We're ready to rock! Come check us out-
     
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    And just think, if you pass up on our great opportunity, you'll end up suffering later as you meet us in WvW.
     
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    Welcome to all new members!
     
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    Our site. Look at it. I dare you.
     
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    We're running out of time! Come stop by!
     
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    A look; come have one.
     
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    We really are just that awesome; it's no lie. 1 more week and we pillage & plunder.
     
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    Yerp, me again
     
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    4 days - come get in on this!
     
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    Get in while the getting's good!
     
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    We've dubbed ourselves, "The Awesome"
     
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    Me again - We're forming an alliance now.
     
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    123 members and growing!
     
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    One more day until we rock your faces. 130 members strong...
     
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    Starting off Launch with over 130 members! Our Isle of Janthir Alliance is growing as well!

    Things are looking up for [Rest in Pieces]!
     
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    You all getting PUMPED yet??
     
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    Tick tock