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Riddle me ree!

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Vlad, Sep 29, 2012.

  1. Vlad

    Vlad Well-Known Member

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    Riddles!
    I know this has been done before i think but i whanna start over again xD
    I'll be writing some and you will have to answer them, feel free to put some yourself
    Here goes:

    I'm an extension of the body, i'm used to harm or protect others, often harming the bad. I don't harm by intention, i'm just a tool. What am i?
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Weapon.

    I've got to be honest here, your riddles are quite lame. Put some more thought into them.
     
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    You just made my night.
     
  4. Aaron

    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    Here's one i just thought of as I wrote these words.

    I run my course threw pipes and gears. Threw a machine with many needs and wants. My short life has come and past. I exit. Sometimes with a blast. What am I?
     
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    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    No it's not fuel
     
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    Grease then?
     
  8. Aaron

    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    No not grease.

    HINT: think more... Immature.
     
  9. Vlad

    Vlad Well-Known Member

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    Vaseline?
     
  10. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    Oil? (Dunno if that counts as fuel).
     
  11. Strelok

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    Ermh... poo?
     
  12. VanillaToshi

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    Lubricant...
     
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    I knew it. It's a fart, isn't it?
     
  14. Aaron

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    Strelok got it right: poop

    I wrote the riddle while I was on the toilet Lol

    Here's another

    I carry the weight of my master every day. My build is complex but never noticed. I change my shape from person to person always taken for granted until i go away. What am I?

    This one should be easy
     
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    I'm with Skaara. Body.
     
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    Yeah, the body or muscles...
     
  18. Aaron

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    No.

    Think more: specific
     
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