Count to 10,000!

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Rest in peace, Bartek.

 

3823
But only Russian Vodka has proven, through the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games, to be the only immediate cure for radiation sickness.

I do a similar thing too. Either I use a hammer or I bash it against a rock. I then usually end up with two or three-quarter pieces of coconut (that's what happens when I decide to act like Smeagol) and it gets a little difficult to get the meat out. I then use a knife to pry the coconut meat from the outer shell -it works okay. And I got to try blending some of the actual coconut water with the coconut meat, like you mentioned. I've never done that before, but it sounds absolutely delicious. I guess that's the difference between simple coconut water and coconut milk.

I haven't been able to watch videos, here on the forum, since my Adobe Flash Player needs to be updated. However, with your great description, I was able to search it up on Youtube . Good tutorial and amusing.

It could have only been better if, like, after the video, (where it showed the meat, of the coconut, and the video then cut to the production credits) there was still (about) eight minutes left of the video; leaving one to ponder what could possibly be left of a video that was considered "finished." You skip a minute or two and see some bold, white lettering that says "Now sit and enjoy the coconut meat!" Shortly, the camera pans out and you see a man. This man is seated, in front of a high-table, and all you can see of this man is from the nose, down. He reaches over, to the side, and brings forth the coconut meat that was earlier extracted from its shell. The man breathes rather strangely.

"His airway must be slightly obstructed." You assume as the video treads on.

He brings, to his mouth, the white orb and bites down on it. He chews obnoxiously; making your ears cringe for you are wearing headphones! Bhum, bhum, bhum!!! Though, you cannot turn the sound off -even though you want to- nor can you peel your eyes, away, from the screen that holds this ghastly sight. OH, NO! YOU ARE NOW, STUCK, WATCHING A MAN, EATING, A COCONUT FOR THE REMAINING SIX MINUTES!! The horror! The horror, I tell you! THE HORROR!! :cry:

 

:twitch:

Well, the coconut milk doesn't actually have any coconut meat in it, it's just processed properly so most of the essence and the oil is extracted from the meat into water

One day, I'm just gonna do this, not even gonna pour it over in a glass:

 

3825
Heston.

 

3826
*tips hat to those who know me*

 

3827

You're always welcome round these parts *tips hat*

 

3828
So, you have come back to seek our forgiveness... WELL HERE YOU GO, PAL!

 

3829

Is it just me or is this the first time in a while that not a single spambot logged on in the last 24 hours?

 

3830

Aaand we're back to normal today. hwell:

 

3831
they heard you....

 

3832
They have an acute sense of hearing, kinda like zombies, spam zombies

 

3833

Haha, yeah, looks like it! :laser:

 

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Jak rozpetalem druga wojne swiatowa (1970).

 

I remember that. :lol: Jak rozpętałem drugą wojnę światową (How I Unleashed World War II) is an old Polish adventure/comedy film from 1970. Franek Dolas (the protagonist) purposefully gives his name as "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" from "Chrząszczyżewoszyce, powiat Łękołody" to confuse the German sergeant. After that very popular film it became a common Polish tongue-twister. That one isn't the most difficult in my opinion.

Try W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie (In Szczebrzeszyn a beetle sounds in the reeds). Paste it into Google Translate and see if you can repeat it correctly. Alternatively, I remember a simple version one of my childhood friends came up with when we were kids: Żuk piszczy w trawie (Beetle squeaks in the grass). You'd probably find that much easier since in Russian it would be something like: Жук пищит в траве, which is pronounced very similarly (Zhuk pishchy v travye/Zhuk pishit v travye).

 

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Anyone here enjoys YTP genre?

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I do when it's done in a funny way, but most of it is literally shit (which I guess is exactly the point, but I prefer entertaining shit than dull & boring shit). This one was ok, though I was disappointed after going through all that effort catching the frame at 1:45 only to see this: "First person to comment 'I'M BATMAN' gets a thumbs-up!".

Same applies to this "MLG" crap really - most of it is lame, but when it's done right it can be really funny.

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3839 Been awhile since i have been here , The spam war continues and a couple of members have left for pluto, again without me. not much has happened with me only getting a sick new PS4 Ohhh Fancy and some other crap

 

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You should come around more often. It's a shame there are like five people and bots.