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Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

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  1. Vlad

    Vlad Well-Known Member

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    ...but the dragonborn tasted so foul that the whale vomited and the dragonborn was free once again.
     
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    Yay someone who knows about the discworld!:D

    382 the dragonborn now a bit slimey and disgusted by himself...
     
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    ...decided to transform into a purple banana..
     
    #423 KhansGotKarma, May 11, 2012
  4. Von Streff

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    Ah, I thought that was where it was heading! :)

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    A giant orangutan with a scholar's hat was watching the banana...
     
    #424 Von Streff, May 11, 2012
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    ...and just as the ape thought he couldn't be anymore tempted, the dragon born started to sing. " IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA IM A BANANA "...
     
    #425 Aaron, May 11, 2012
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    Artyom stopped in mid-slaughter, terrified...
     
    #426 Von Streff, May 11, 2012
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    ...He tried to understand whats going on, a bannana and an orangutan, he was not sure if it was a dream or reality, but...
     
    #427 Vlad, May 12, 2012
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    ... either way, the scholar-orangutang ate the purple DragonBorn-banana...
     
    #428 Skaara Dreadlocks, May 12, 2012
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    ...But the banana gave the orangutang terrible indigestion...
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    ...And the orangutan had to stop by the toilet in the forest, he had a metro 2033 book there so he started to read it while taking a dump...
     
    #430 Vlad, May 12, 2012
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    ... A foul stench spread though the jungle, scaring away the other animals, as the orangutang began with his business...
     
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    ...only a small skunk remained to watch, smell and listen..
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    393 ...until its overwhelmed sense of smell made itself reminded...
     
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    ...And it began to gag like never before...
    P.s I'm doing this on my phone so I'm not sure wether or not it will work but I think it should
     
    #434 KhansGotKarma, May 12, 2012
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    Meanwhile, back in Artyom's house...
     
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    ...Where Artyoms mom where cleaning while himself was laying on the couch, drinking beer and watching Star Trek on the tv...
     
    #436 Strelok, May 13, 2012
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    ...when suddenly the TV began to rumble and shake...
     
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    ... and a nosalise smashed through the screen...
     
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    ...But to no avail as Artyom quickly drew a revolver from the couch and shot the creatue dead...
     
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    Artyom's mother screamed, she didn't know her son was a trained killer...
     
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