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    1000 replies will be quite a feat.
     
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    ... and discovered it was 2033, Moscow...
     
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    684 ...and that a nosalie was making sweet love to his left boot...
     
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    ...A shotgun magicly appeared in his hand, he raised it and shot the nosalisis...
     
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    ... and then asked his boot "Why?" :p
     
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    ... the boot replied with a smirk, "take what you can, eh?", and then everything faded to black ...
     
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    ....While he woke up
     
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    ... aware that he would probably need to see a psychiatrist...
     
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    690 ...but he was unable to since he now found himself hanging upside down...
     
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    ...then suddenly lightning cuts him down with her gunsword...
     
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    ... and someone summoned Bahamut...
     
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    ... and geralt cut off his arm ...
     
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    ... with his silver blade, because Artyom looked like a librarian...
     
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    ...when suddenly Cthulhu appeared and devoured them all
     
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    ... then little nosalisis ridding hood gives artyom a banana with a :D expression ...
     
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    ... Artyom was scarred for life...
     
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    .....then he relized it was a dream and he woke up
     
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    ...he also noticed he had wet himself :-(
     
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    ... and his stepfather was telling him off for it...
     
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    ..."No nosalis hunting for a week!" He said...
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