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Count to 10,000!

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

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  1. Bamul

    Bamul S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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    ...That he had grown two new arms in the process...
     
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  2. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ...which had to mean that he now was his own three grandmothers, so he baked 2000 more cookies..
     
    #662 Skaara Dreadlocks, Oct 29, 2012
  3. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    to cheer,up he went to the surface only for a dragon to apear he yelled FUS RO DA! but....
     
    #663 TheStalker, Oct 29, 2012
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    ...Then he realised that he was in the wrong game and the dragon was, infact, a demon who...
     
    #664 Strelok, Oct 30, 2012
  5. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ..wore some weird glasses that could..
     
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  6. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    turn into a super sayin and killed artyom but khan came and ....
     
    #666 TheStalker, Oct 30, 2012
  7. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ...gave CPR to Artyom, so Artyom..
     
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  8. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    Realized he was high the whole time and his grandma was baking him cookies
     
    #668 TheStalker, Oct 30, 2012
  9. Bamul

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    ...yet the cookies were stuffed with tons of weed, so...
     
    #669 Bamul, Oct 30, 2012
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    Artyom got super hungry and bought a chicken quesadilla, but....
     
    #670 Darkbringer, Oct 30, 2012
  11. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    windows 8 endedup being pretty good following this first patch.
     
    #671 TheStalker, Oct 30, 2012
  12. Bamul

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    ...so Artyom decided to eat Windows 8 as well, but...
     
    #672 Bamul, Oct 30, 2012
  13. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ..it was too salty, so he added some..
     
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  14. TheStalker

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    rum but it want on the table so he yelled where had the rum gone?!
    But billy's mom called and said stop playing gary's mod and billy went down stairs
     
    #674 TheStalker, Oct 30, 2012
  15. Bamul

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    ...But before Billy decided to head downstairs, he heard something moving in his cupboard. He swung its doors open to see Artyom hiding in there. "Here's Artyom!" Shouted out Artyom, holding an ice axe in his hands with a firm grip...
     
    #675 Bamul, Oct 30, 2012
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    ...which he used to crush the ice that he later dumped in a glass. "this otta wash down that terrible salt"...
     
    #676 Aaron, Oct 30, 2012
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    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ...and then he swallowed the ice without any water or chewing, which made his throat...
     
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    ..."No!" Shouted out Billy before seeing what happened to Artyom, "This isn't happening! This isn't happening!" He repeated to himself, before jumping out the window in a failed suicide attempt and breaking both of his legs. In response to this phenomena, Artyom...
     
    #678 Bamul, Oct 31, 2012
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    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ... walked over to the window and puked out all the icecubes on Billy...
     
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    skaara you forgot 834! artyom yelled....
     
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