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Count to 10,000!

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

  1. NuclearWastE3

    NuclearWastE3 The Toxic Avenger
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    891. I don't know what to add to that.:lol: But only 109 left until we hit 1000!
     
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    but the dog was unfortunately male, Artyom discovered that night on their honeymoon..
     
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    ...the dog ran away first realising also Artyom was in fact male and not a female. Artyom lied in bed..
     
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    894 sued his uncle
     
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    Until his bed suddenly took off and flew out the window with him into the skies!
     
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    896 he started dieing of radiation poising


    (maybe he should die at 1000 posts?)
     
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    897 and coughed up his lungs, which had the lovely colour of...
    (haven't artyom kinda died several times in this thread?)
     
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    898 Pink like his mothers brothers mums in laws favourite colour
     
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    899 He fell off his bed, landing into a pile of dark-one excrement.
     
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    900 a railcar ran over his leg
    (100 to go :) )
     
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    901 then he crawled away as a family of giant rats fought over the severed leg.
     
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    This is ridiculous! :lol:

    ... 902
     
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    903 he said as he attached wooden pegs to his leg stumps
     
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    904 he was somehow found and recruited by a band of metro pirates.
     
  15. TheStalker

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    and the pirates were complaining about thief 4 (new one). "did you hear what they said?!" "were not making this game for thief fans, we're making it for everyone"!. The pirates went on and on.
     
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    906 the pirates continued arguing until vladmir black beard said "Thief 4 huh try Assasins creed 4 biatch"
     
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    And one pirate said "yo being hipser and putting in the correct numbah :p"
     
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    And the other pirate said: Yo post numbah be wrong, ya prolly fawgot dat da yo own post kawnts 2
     
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    909 a dragon ate the railcar with chainsaw teeth that look like Oprah
     
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  20. TheStalker

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    should we use the correct number or the 909 one?