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Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

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  1. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    Only a toddler remained
     
    #781 TotalAaron, Apr 8, 2013
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    omg! dahksinol is back:D:D:D
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    .....that is the vapidness of space....
     
    #782 Lagtagbag, Apr 9, 2013
  3. TotalAaron

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    783 "no air left"
     
    #783 TotalAaron, Apr 9, 2013
  4. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    784 so the new horrible filter animation showed
     
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    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    and then khan (who is now a biker) came and said "ARTYOM NO MORE CRACK! It's giving you these weird dreams!"
     
    #785 TheStalker, Apr 9, 2013
  6. TotalAaron

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    786 "its not my fault"
     
    #786 TotalAaron, Apr 9, 2013
  7. NuclearWastE3

    NuclearWastE3 The Toxic Avenger
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    Khan: " Take this alternative yellow crack instead (crushed Aspirin). It will give you the and insight and power of the tunnels that I possess." After he finished speaking, Khan levitated off the floor on his makeshift handcar bike and took off, down into the labyrinth of the metro. Artyom didn’t know if what he just witnessed was reality or a hallucination.
     
    #787 NuclearWastE3, Apr 9, 2013
  8. TotalAaron

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    788 he guessed reality as he rode his lava covered flying monkey after him
     
    #788 TotalAaron, Apr 9, 2013
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    789...throughout the night, under glimmering stars adn crescent moons.....
     
    #789 Lagtagbag, Apr 10, 2013
  10. TotalAaron

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    780 slowly dieing of rad poisioning
     
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  11. TheStalker

    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    and then he farted screaming "THEY CALL ME PROPHET!"
     
    #791 TheStalker, Apr 10, 2013
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    why would we do this.
     
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    Because it provides entertainment to some.
     
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    794 (correct number)
    And then bamul peed on darth vader
     
    #794 TheStalker, Apr 10, 2013
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    795 actually, in the beginning this were some decent story telling going on, but now it is all reduced fart jokes and artyom suffer this and that mainly.

    ...He ran through the high, yellow grass of the plains that edged the waters of the Edge....
     
    #795 Lagtagbag, Apr 10, 2013
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    Then he found the holy city of prospekt mirka. Where he found a man named skaara
     
    #796 TheStalker, Apr 10, 2013
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    Then uncontrollably, Artyom let out a fart SO powerful, SO putrid, that he swore that he felt remnants of corn that he ate as a child shoot out of his rectum.
    Just messing with you Lagtagbag :lol:

    Okay, 797... after exchaning words, Skarra invitded Artyom to the Pig's Ear ( a local bar) to talk about a risky job over a few shot of Vodka; That job was...
     
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    he had to go to urkarain to get the madman Robert from the last other station known to the moscow metro. His job was to find out if there were more. He gave him the map on which to go to with a stop in india...
     
    #798 TheStalker, Apr 10, 2013
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    799 "i cant do this" he thought smelling his bum
     
    #799 TotalAaron, Apr 11, 2013
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    But Skaara joined his journey to Ukrain none the less, but they ended up staying in India..
     
    #800 Skaara Dreadlocks, Apr 11, 2013
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