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Count to 10,000!

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

  1. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    781 Skaara was hit by a nuclear missle-toe
     
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    But the nuclear missile-toe did not kill Skaara. No, it granted him mutantic powers, and so he had the powers of Alex Mercer from Prototype...
     
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    until a whole city fell on his nuts but honestly 783 ouch my nuts
     
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    But his nuts were Prototype-nuts, so all that happened was that the building was smashed by his gigantic mutantnuts.
     
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    785 but a large chunk of building acted like a spike when the moon hit the top of the building lowering his health to owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
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    806 my god people, correct your numbers, CORRECT YOUR NUMBERS!!

    but from the debris fell a a smoldering fairy, pink in light and clad in a black leather corsette-skirt restoring his life before it flew away through the dust, leaving but a faint smell of semen.
     
  7. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    001 in the beginning only scars and scares remained
     
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    revived by the fairy, Skaara jumped away into the night, hissing at the moon....
     
  9. TotalAaron

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    809 until he got hit by a nuclear tipped sandwich
     
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    So he flew away on half a dinosaur wing while eating carrots.
     
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    812 Oh god, that Fairy thing absolutely cracked me up, Lagtagbag :laugh:

    but somehow the carrot he was eating tasted like half a dinosaur-wing..
     
  13. TotalAaron

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    813 it tasted so bad that it induced a fever where only the haunting sounds of one direction could be heard
     
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    I do my best:p

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    ...until he voraciously wrapped wild wuxberry wrap around his whining wincing volomptious ears...
     
  15. TotalAaron

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    815 uhhh a demon apperad and i shot it and it died
     
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    You should do roleplay!
     
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    if you guys keep referencing me from when i was a newb i'll leave the fourms!
     
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    I have no idea what your talking about, I was just giving a friendly suggestion. Are you insulting yourself? That's cold! The only person who could get into your own brain. That's clever! Perhaps too clever... Preemptive strike! I win...
     
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    819 (Good hits on target Aaron also yes i would like to do the roleplay just dont know how to get in it) and from a cave a sectoid apperad and blew up everyone
     
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    ..though by having miscalibrated its main torpedo, it tore itself apart from the explsosion, leaving but a small golden key behind.