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Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Luster, May 4, 2011.

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  1. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    821 the golden key was so golden 50 cent grew jelous and attacked Stalkeryom in the but (wUt WuT in the butt)
     
    #821 TotalAaron, Apr 16, 2013
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    822 the rap battle begins
     
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    823 "that was a great story" said arytom now can we get back to reality?
     
    #823 TotalAaron, Apr 18, 2013
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    NuclearWastE3 The Toxic Avenger
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    824 Artyom was accepted to temporarily fill in as a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. because one of the guys was blown to bits after striking a match near a large dark-one waste depository.
     
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    825 i have no reply for that ;)
     
    #825 TotalAaron, Apr 19, 2013
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    826 Upon leaving the station, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. named Sputnick review basic stuff before heading out. " Okay Artyom, you've got your gun, that is what is going to save your life when I'm not around, and you got your gasmask. Now, you see these cylindrical things right here? That is called a filter. Can you show me how to put on a filter on a gasmask? Artyom put on his gasmask and looked over at Sputnick for confirmation. Then he grabbed the filter and tried to apply it by smashing it onto the gasmask. " No!, no!, no!, no!, no!, you got it all wrong. That was the old you, remember? Now you screw them on like you're suppose to."
     
    #826 NuclearWastE3, Apr 19, 2013
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    827 oh im so sorry said artyom as he finished duck tapeing over the cracks
     
    #827 TotalAaron, Apr 19, 2013
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    828 They then started making their way toward the doors that lead to the surface. " Do you want some beef jerky?" Uri, the tour guide from Chernobyl Diaries, asked Artyom as they stood in front of the iron doors. " You don't look like the ordinary Stalker.”, Artyom said as he accepted a piece of Jerky. " No!, I am not. In former Soviet Union I was in the Special Forces, now I'm only a maintenance guy down at the bar; but every once in a while on special occasions, I am called in to be a Stalker thanks to my previous occupation."
    " For what special occasion were you called in for today."
    To make it more dramatic, Uri waited until the iron doors were completly opened and while slowly walking into the light, he said "....
     
    #828 NuclearWastE3, Apr 19, 2013
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    ..Hippeti-hoppety hippeti-hop....
     
    #829 Lagtagbag, Apr 19, 2013
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    TheStalker Dragon Slayer

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    I am not a normal stalker I AM WOODPECKER FROM THE NEW GAME!>!!>>!>!>!>!>!!>>!>!>!>!>!>!
     
    #830 TheStalker, Apr 19, 2013
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    let's do it right this time.
     
    #831 Crossing, Apr 19, 2013
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO screamed burbon from no where
    But artyom found his dream a spitfire so perfectly golden. he then thought about the plot of last light.
     
    #832 TheStalker, Apr 19, 2013
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    833 he was silenced by deep silver for the MW3 leak
     
    #833 TotalAaron, Apr 19, 2013
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    834 Artyom got out of bed and steped on a bear trap on his way out of the tent.
     
    #834 NuclearWastE3, Apr 20, 2013
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    835

    Luckily Artyom remembered that he was made out of gummy bear meat and tastily began to chew off his trapped leg.
     
    #835 Aaron, Apr 20, 2013
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    impromtu surgery be damnned artyom screamed as he was hit by the shanghi bullet train piloted by kruchev with pinky pie as a enginner
     
    #836 TotalAaron, Apr 20, 2013
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    You forgot your number Aaron.
    837, under surgery again, Artyom recived a pigs leg as an arm.
     
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    838 (sorry guys) he also recived a codec which stimulates the bones of his er so only he can hear it
     
    #838 TotalAaron, Apr 21, 2013
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    My internet was down for a couple days and it felt like I haden't been on the forums in a long time. Anyway..
    839 All throughout the day, Artyom could hear the pig talking to him " Avenge me Artyom!... Avenge me!... Avenge me!!!!"
     
    #839 NuclearWastE3, Apr 24, 2013
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    840 a dark one who was observing the scene sighed and walked away thinking to himself "why do we bother"
     
    #840 TotalAaron, Apr 24, 2013
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