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Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by thuner, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    Yes! Totally utterly incredibly true. My low esteem for the human race has dropped yet further...


    And for the apocalypse:

    1: d (Shotgun)
    2: c (Silenced pistol)
    3: d (Machete)
    4: b (Flashlight)
    5: a (Jeep thing lol)
    6: a (Grylls)
     
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  2. Darkbringer

    Darkbringer Huntsman

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    1: The M4 with grenade launcher. The launcher is pretty useless, but nice to have in case some assholes try to kill you in a jeep
    2: Silenced pistol
    3: Machete, because it has more uses than a bat
    4: Flashlight, taped to the M4
    5: A tank. Can be locked and used for safe sleeping, compared to the jeep. Eats tons of fuel, though :eek:hwell:
    6: Olivia Wilde. She can be taught to use a gun and survive, but the others can't be taught to repopulate
     
    #262 Darkbringer, Nov 24, 2012
  3. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Look at you, I will make a Cerberus out of you yet :) *proud*

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    1. D: shotgun
    2. C: silenced pistol
    3. B: katana
    4. B: flashlight
    5. A: jeep
    6. E: fat stupid kids for bait, wait in the shadows for other survivors who will surely attempt to save the kids, shoot them all in the leg with the silenced pistol so that the zombies' attention goes to their agonizing cries and let the zombies eat like kings.
     
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  4. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    ^ Lol'd.

    Well, my choices with the picture:

    I have a little problem with the weapon-choosing, because the Crossbow would be my primary and not my secondary.

    1: Crossbow with scope. (Silently taking out zombies that are getting too close to my crib from the second floor, and also working as a "binocular" to scout with for anything + reusable ammo).
    2: C. Silenced Pistol. (Close range, silent, many shots in one mag).
    3: B. Katana. (More power in the swings than a machete, and a longer range of attack).
    4: B. Flashlight.
    5: A. Jeep. (The motorcycle might get to tighter areas, but the Jeep is also off-road and it provides decent protection).
    6: A. Bear Grylls. (That is if he actually knows all the things he does know, and is not just an actor).

    And on the rather unserious side, I'd have a Rocket Launcher, Spas12, Chainsaw and a boat to drive me and Olivia to an isolated paradise-island where we can "repopulate the world" for the rest of our lives.

    Really, I don't think two people would be able to repopulate even a city.
    1: There'd be a lot of young mouths to feed. (Less supplies).
    2: They'd be crying and whining too much. (Attract all zombies).
    3: Most of them would probably be killed very quickly.
    4: There'd probably already be other survivors around in the world anyway.
    All in all, two people would never be able to raise and take care of a pack of children in such a dangerous and poor world.
    :)
     
    #264 Skaara Dreadlocks, Nov 24, 2012
  5. Von Streff

    Von Streff Well-Known Member
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    #265 Von Streff, Nov 24, 2012
  6. Bamul

    Bamul S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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    [YOUTUBE]?v=EF1V8HFfpTE&list=PL73A6AD7F0D222DC6&index=2&feature=plcp[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #266 Bamul, Nov 25, 2012
  7. Wolve_NZ

    Wolve_NZ Well-Known Member

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    What did I just watch? Vodka Advertising? o_O

    Bloody Funny none the less!
     
    #267 Wolve_NZ, Nov 25, 2012
  8. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Hahhah, the guy that calls himself ApeTor, which means MonkeyTor. Tor is a name, but I've never really seen it written without the H, like Thor. My father is obsessed with this guy's videos. That guy has got to die sometime soon :p
     
    #268 Skaara Dreadlocks, Nov 26, 2012
  9. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    [YOUTUBE]HJSqkwyL1Zo&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #269 Skaara Dreadlocks, Nov 26, 2012
  10. cerberus

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    [YOUTUBE]7N5OhNplEd4[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #270 cerberus, Nov 26, 2012
  11. Wolve_NZ

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    That was the greatest shit ever xD
     
    #271 Wolve_NZ, Nov 26, 2012
  12. Darkbringer

    Darkbringer Huntsman

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    Being from a (relatively) cold country I can relate to this:
    [​IMG]
     
    #272 Darkbringer, Nov 27, 2012
  13. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    So true, I feel the same way. I can finally have my window open without worrying about the spiders climbing inside :p ....and the snails... *chills*

    And indeed, Cerberus' video was the greatest shit ever xD
     
    #273 Skaara Dreadlocks, Nov 27, 2012
  14. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Brain cell holocaust in 3, 2, 1 ...
    [YOUTUBE]IfeyUGZt8nk[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #274 cerberus, Nov 28, 2012
  15. cerberus

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    [YOUTUBE]PSEYXWmEse8[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #275 cerberus, Nov 28, 2012
  16. Teddy Picker

    Teddy Picker Well-Known Member

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    "Take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

    Made me lol so much. Thanks cebrerus. My contribooshun:

    [​IMG]
     
    #276 Teddy Picker, Nov 28, 2012
  17. Aaron

    Aaron *Currently orbiting Pluto*
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    "Hey! try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!!"

    "first, take a big step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!"

    Oh how that was a good laugh
     
    #277 Aaron, Nov 28, 2012
  18. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to watch part 2, lads!
    [YOUTUBE]pHWEZ_IjcSk[/YOUTUBE]
     
    #278 cerberus, Nov 28, 2012
  19. Darkbringer

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    Ah, that one is a classic. I've laughed my ass off to this countless times, though Lee Ermey still has the best insults.
    Little known fact: Lee would make up 50% of the insults improvised. That just adds to it :p
    EDIT: At 1:18 in the Part 2, there's this truly funny guy. What was the movie?
     
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  20. cerberus

    cerberus Well-Known Member

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    The black & white bit? That's from Duck Soup. But hey, here's the complete list of scenes that were used in the compilation.
     
    #280 cerberus, Nov 28, 2012
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