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Discussion in 'Other' started by Storchburp, Aug 2, 2013.

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  1. Bamul

    Bamul S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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    Walking into the bar, I slipped on a white puddle. "What the heck are yous doing in here?"
     
    #21 Bamul, Aug 2, 2013
  2. Clear Sky Stalker

    Clear Sky Stalker Spartan Ranger
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    "that's the milk from the wave of milk and chocolate I was surfing on." I stated simply in a dress similar to stereotypical surfers.
     
    #22 Clear Sky Stalker, Aug 2, 2013
  3. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    arrived with the controller who started singing surfing songs from the Beach Boys....
     
    #23 Jet Odessa, Aug 3, 2013
  4. TheDarknessEnvelops

    TheDarknessEnvelops Lion Triumphant

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    growled as Gusar came near the puddle
     
    #24 TheDarknessEnvelops, Aug 3, 2013
  5. Metro Stalker

    Metro Stalker Active Member

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    deadeye walked in pulled her ak74su said"say ello to my little friend!"then shot the gun randomly sipping vodka
     
    #25 Metro Stalker, Aug 3, 2013
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  6. Clear Sky Stalker

    Clear Sky Stalker Spartan Ranger
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    Drops to knees while shouting."The voices are back!"
     
    #26 Clear Sky Stalker, Aug 3, 2013
  7. Storchburp

    Storchburp Well-Known Member

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    Sprouts a second head which starts singing along with the Controller in harmony.
     
    #27 Storchburp, Aug 3, 2013
  8. Clear Sky Stalker

    Clear Sky Stalker Spartan Ranger
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    Proceeds to stare while before saying."MindFu**!" And running away.
     
    #28 Clear Sky Stalker, Aug 3, 2013
  9. m1shooter2

    m1shooter2 Well-Known Member

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    Can we title this thread something else? It REALLY gives off the wrong ideas...
     
    #29 m1shooter2, Aug 3, 2013
  10. Storchburp

    Storchburp Well-Known Member

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    Done. >D

    Edit: Hmm...seems bugged. I've been able to change the title in the editor, but it goes back to normal in the index.
     
    #30 Storchburp, Aug 3, 2013
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  11. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    a bloodsucker and his firend, billy the snork, come into the bar and join in the singing.
     
    #31 Jet Odessa, Aug 4, 2013
  12. Storchburp

    Storchburp Well-Known Member

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    I attempt to date Billy the snork and lean over with one of my two heads to kiss him on the forehead.
     
    #32 Storchburp, Aug 5, 2013
  13. DrDarcy

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    Alek, weary from his travels gets to the bar, where he sees an explosions of people and things and people doing things to other people. And things. And with one fluid motion he removes his jacket slowly, before gazing his eyes onto a beautiful women. He then shouts "NOPE.AVI" and boards the nopetrain far away from this place.
     
    #33 DrDarcy, Aug 5, 2013
  14. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    I arrive in the bar filled by strange people dancing with chest-hair, surfing on milk&Chocolate and licking cheese. I'm small, I've got brown robes with a hood, I've got a round black head under the hood with yellow glowing eyes. I'm from Star Wars, and usually I'd say "Whotiidii!" Or something along the lines of that. But this time, I brought alcohol, mixed them in glasses and yelled to everyone "MARTINIS!"
     
    #34 Skaara Dreadlocks, Aug 5, 2013
  15. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    arriving i cracked the man with the yellow name tag for changeing the name of the bar :(
     
    #35 TotalAaron, Aug 5, 2013
  16. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    And that really cracked me up, although Jawas don't really laugh.
     
    #36 Skaara Dreadlocks, Aug 5, 2013
  17. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    or do they dun dunnnn dunnnnn...
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    .. i said running at him with my limited edition SR IV green dildo
     
    #37 TotalAaron, Aug 5, 2013
  18. m1shooter2

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    Thank God you changed the thread name.
     
    #38 m1shooter2, Aug 5, 2013
  19. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    the controller sees a Jawa and tries to dance with it.....
     
    #39 Jet Odessa, Aug 5, 2013
  20. Clear Sky Stalker

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    Stares at Jawa look alike before turning around and taking a bottle of vodka and chugging it.
     
    #40 Clear Sky Stalker, Aug 5, 2013
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