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This is why vodka sucks...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bamul, Jul 26, 2013.

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  1. Lagtagbag

    Lagtagbag Well-Known Member

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    Oh, well me and some friends went to a neighbouring city to antoher friends house to get drunk and so on. After a decent amount of inebriation we nwent to the local partyplace where we drank some more and "danced"(if one can call the jerking and spastic movements dancing). After that place closed we went to zee afterparty at the house of a friend's friend. There, there we took a couple of pearvodka shots (up until that I had only drunk beer), and its after that its my memory starts to get blurry. When I wake up I find myself, naked, hungover as hell, in bed with the mother of the friends friend whose house we are in. After quietly grabbing my clothes I took the walk of shame down to the bus station and went home.
     
    #21 Lagtagbag, Jul 30, 2013
  2. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Sorry, but HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH I laughed out loud :lol:
     
    #22 Skaara Dreadlocks, Jul 30, 2013
  3. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    :pop2:
    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: ph my goooodddd!!!
     
    #23 TotalAaron, Jul 30, 2013
  4. m1shooter2

    m1shooter2 Well-Known Member

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    This is why I'm glad I find all alcoholic drinks disgusting :p
     
    #24 m1shooter2, Jul 30, 2013
  5. Jet Odessa

    Jet Odessa Mutant Hunter Extraordinaire

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    glad I'm tea-total now!
     
    #25 Jet Odessa, Jul 30, 2013
  6. Lagtagbag

    Lagtagbag Well-Known Member

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    I find that alcohol has an acquired taste, so maybe you should drink more;)

    to be fair to my drunken self, she was pretty attractive for her age, but I'm really just happy that her son doesn't know or i'll probably be a wet stain on the sidewalk:S
     
    #26 Lagtagbag, Jul 30, 2013
  7. Bamul

    Bamul S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
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    That's hilarious. :rofl:
    Reminds me of what happened to one of my best friends once. This guy is the only person I know who can keep up with me in terms of drinks (actually, I think he might be capable of drinking more than me), but he also sometimes ends up drinking a bit too much. Once he was at a party at another friend's house and he also ended up in bed with that guy's mother. However, he was lucky (or unlucky, depending on how you look at it) enough to get noticed by that friend before anything happened. He was dragged outside of the room, puked a few times and then spent like an hour in that friend's shower for some reason. :lol:
     
    #27 Bamul, Jul 30, 2013
  8. Nod2033

    Nod2033 Well-Known Member
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    Ha! I'm back at the best moment... Hilarious stories xD

    I had nothing bad happening to myself because I don't drink, not even coca cola anymore but my friends love to go insane.

    The most recent story is me and my friends coming back from a party, it was night and one of them was so drunk he was crushing to trees and basically anything that was on the street, we just watched.
     
    #28 Nod2033, Jul 30, 2013
  9. Lagtagbag

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    haha reminds me of the time a friend of mine went on a rampage stealing signs everywhere and diving on a garden table which broke under him and stealing rows of shopping trolleys
     
    #29 Lagtagbag, Jul 30, 2013
  10. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    ;) I had to stop a friend trying to bonk a car exhaust but thats a story for another day
     
    #30 TotalAaron, Jul 30, 2013
  11. TheDarknessEnvelops

    TheDarknessEnvelops Lion Triumphant

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    I am waiting for tomorrow then
     
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  12. m1shooter2

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    #32 m1shooter2, Jul 31, 2013
  13. rolfwar

    rolfwar Well-Known Member
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    That's exactly why i aim to keep my chastity forever. /sarcasm
     
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  14. Darkbringer

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    I also had a bad experience with vodka some weeks ago. It was like a goodbye-party with my class-mates, and me and my buddy had bought some beers, some gin and some vermouth, the latter two for dry martinis. Anyway we get there and there are tons of liqour and, never really having been sick from alcohol (have been drunk a bunch of times, though), I gulp down a solo cup of vodka, before we start playing drink games. One beer, some cider and another 30 cl of vodka plus some red bull later I stumble out the door with a girl (from my damn class :eek:) and we find a quiet place in a parking lot and... talk. Seriously, we just talked. My mind was quite blurry at the time and I no doubt had thoughts of more than talking, but was still restrained enough to leave it at that. We get back and the others ask what we did, we tell the truth, the seem to accept it, and by now the gin and vermouth has cooled down and my buddy (who is significantly more used to alcohol than me) comes jumping at me with the vermouth in one hand, gin in the other, screaming "let's mix those motherfucking martinis" (we both had a Dry Martini at my confirmation, and we decided we would make some at this party too...). As we stand with the bottles over a glass, I suddenly do not remember if it was 3/4 of gin and 1/4 of vermouth or vice versa. In my wisdom I decide to mix half and half, and it tastes like shit. Never the less, I gulp it down. Now blackout. Next thing I remember is laying on the kitchen floor, puking all over myself, with some of the girls trying to tell me it is alright and that my parents are coming. I mumble something about being completely fine, but they ignore me. Blackout again. Now I am walking down the stairs with my parents holding me, and making sure I do now puke or trip. Finally I get to the car, where I blackout again. Next thing I know is waking up in the morning, and after having recovered for a few hours I check my facebook...
    "OMG dude you puked all over XXXXX when she tried to steal your phone" - "Haha lol man you pissed yourself" etc. etc, embarassing messages from last night all over my chatboard. Damn.
    Since then I have only drank beer. At least you don't get blackouts from that, and it tastes considerably better than clean vodka.
     
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  15. Skaara Dreadlocks

    Skaara Dreadlocks Tha Baws

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    Roflmao! :rofl: :pound:
     
    #35 Skaara Dreadlocks, Aug 4, 2013
  16. Bamul

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    Most important drinking advice: never lie on your back when you're really drunk, or you'll end up choking to death on your own puke... :p
     
    #36 Bamul, Aug 4, 2013
  17. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    Oh fuck HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA :D
     
    #37 TotalAaron, Aug 4, 2013
  18. Storchburp

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    The one and only time I got rip-roaring drunk in my teens, I had vodka, beer, wine etc, I still thought I was sober enough to stand up and put away the furniture as well as do the dishes after the party. Robotically, I set about doing the chores and probably blacked out at some point.

    The next morning, there was a ceiling-high stack of chairs balanced precariously atop the kitchen counter, and all the dishes were still on the table. My cellphone was also in the fridge on a plate for some reason.
     
    #38 Storchburp, Aug 5, 2013
  19. rolfwar

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    Attila the Hun knows...
     
    #39 rolfwar, Aug 5, 2013
  20. DrDarcy

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    Today I learned I am roughly the same age as Bamul. I'm guessing you Bamul just finished your GCSEs. Y'know, finishing secondary school around 1-2 months ago, being under 18 etc...
     
    #40 DrDarcy, Aug 5, 2013
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