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Watermelon!

Discussion in 'Pointless Fun' started by Skaara Dreadlocks, Oct 6, 2012.

  1. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    ......That is most unusual O.O
    The watermelons here at home have almost gone bad before you even buy them. (Then again, I do live in Norway and the melons are shipped from Spain). They go bad within a week. If you buy from a special vietnamese shop here, they are thrice as big, ten times as mature and green and red and juicy and delicious, and last twice as long. mmmmm.
     
  2. TotalAaron

    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    Huh watermelons go of after a week for me you must have some sort of fruit for the ANCIENTS!!!
     
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    NuclearWastE3 The Toxic Avenger
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    I'd need to open up the watermelon soon to make sure that it really is good. If not, the risk will increase, every time I pick it up, that my hands will go through the watermelon's 'husk' and inside it into a soupy moldy mess. :puke:
     
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    TotalAaron The Oracle of Awesome

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    Man you probably have a advanced race of war torn bugs that have had a nuclear war living in there
     
  5. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    ;) ;) ;)
     
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    Heavygunner Well-Known Member
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    Do you want to say that you fucked a watermelon?:shocked:
     
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    hence, the happy expresion on this watermelon's face.
    That's just one creepy looking thing.
     
  8. TotalAaron

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    Dude just no, go to a brothel or something leave the poor watermelon Alone!
     
  9. Skaara Dreadlocks

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    I'm not talking about that type of melons, guys ;)

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    Or am I?
     
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    [YOUTUBE]?v=qLZ6XXblLJI[/YOUTUBE]
    Lol, I love this movie. :D
    @16 sec.
     
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